THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS

Twas the night before Christmas And all through the house The animals were talking, Except for the mouse. She was quiet, you see, Because she knew that If she didn’t stay hidden, She’d be food for the cat! “I would like toys,” said the dog, And a nice, new bed.” “Plenty of catnip for me,Continue reading “THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS”

BLOCKING IN A WINTER WONDERLAND

You’ve heard of “Fractured Fairy Tales,” well, these are Crunched up Christmas carols!  Don’t ask me why I’m having so much fun with them; probably my pun-ish nature.  Enjoy:   Phone bells ring; Are you listening? Telemarketting; Soliciting; We’re on the “No Call List”, Shaking our fist; Blocking in a winter wonderland. Spam again; HowContinue reading “BLOCKING IN A WINTER WONDERLAND”