Just as humans go through stages in the process of growing up, so do puppies. Here are some attitudes you might recognize: “Yeah, I heard you call me, but I’m busy tearing this up!” “I know what ‘sit’ means, but do I have to, just because you said so????” “Heckling the cat is soooo muchContinue reading “The Adolescence of Puppyhood”
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Dry Christmas
Tis the season… For “Crunched up Christmas carols.” This one has all the cheese you’ll ever want, so get out the crackers…and if you dare, the wine: I’m dreaming of a dry Christmas, Just like the ones we used to know: When the eggnog’s virgin And no one’s purgin’ Our minds work clearly, not soContinue reading “Dry Christmas”
Dog Wants a Kitty
It’s time for some comic relief; enjoy:
HOW AN OLD DOG THINKS
My black lab is almost 13 years old. This is what it’s like to send him outside for a relieving break: “Galahad, go do your business.” “Now, why am I out here? I can’t remember.” “Oh, that’s an interesting smell! I’ll check it out…” “Maybe I’m out here to find some cat poop to eat…No,Continue reading “HOW AN OLD DOG THINKS”
A LITTLE MEWSING
At the risk of seeming catty, I thought I’d mews a while. It seems purrfectly acceptable And might even make someone smile. You might say you don’t know what fur, Purrhaps you prefur a tail, If you don’t laugh at all this punning, You might discover that you whale (oops, wrong animal.) If you paidContinue reading “A LITTLE MEWSING”
“EXILE?…NOT ME”
From: http://www.dallasnews.com/opinion/latest-columns/20160316-garrison-keillor-exile-to-escape-trump-not-me..ece Garrison Keillor: Exile to escape Trump? Not me. | Dallas Morning News After the voting Tuesday, several folks I know are talking about leaving the country if and when the Great White Snapping Turtle is elected president, and of course Canada is the favored destination: English-language predominant, handsome young progressive prime minister, socializedContinue reading ““EXILE?…NOT ME””
connoisseurs
“Cats are connoisseurs of comfort.” James Herriot
PRISCILLA PONDERS…
The Meaning of Life: What is life And why am I here? To enjoy all the pleasures and know all the cheer Of chasing bugs and such, Taking a nap; Being treated as royalty, For I am a cat! I’m not vain, Arrogant or proud; I’m simply realistic And say so out loud. Everybody knowsContinue reading “PRISCILLA PONDERS…”
ELECTION YEAR SURVIVAL KIT
It’s 2016: A presidential election year in the US…and it is already heating up! Actually, candidattes got a jump on things in 2015, so we get an extra long dose of political rhetoric. I say, get your survival kit ready; you’re going to need it. First, the zapper for your TV. Flipping channelsContinue reading “ELECTION YEAR SURVIVAL KIT”
SNOWMEN…PEOPLE(?)
Even after the snow on the ground has melted, there are brave testimonies of its recent presence; proud sculptures that reflect the creativity of children: Snowmen…or is the PC term “snowpeople”? They stand in yards all around town, wearing hats and scarves, some made of leaves. (Hmmm, I wonder if that’s to keep the coldContinue reading “SNOWMEN…PEOPLE(?)”
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