Season’s greetings

Snapshots resting on an open book; High tech boots that hug your toes; The blithe sound of chip readers charging your card; The plastic Santa softly glows. Everybody knows that cookies and a full punchbowl Help to make the season bright. Comp’ny execs with their eyes all aglow Are counting profits with delight: They know that Santa

DECK THE HALLS

Here’s another crunched up Christmas carol: Deck the halls with lots of plastic. Clink a clink a clink a beep beep beep; Artificial looks fantastic! Clink a clink a clink beep beep beep; Get it in the bargain basement; Clink a clink clink a clink  beep beep beep; Don’t complain if it is bent. Clink