THE HURON CAROL

I learned this carol about thirty years ago, but I didn’t know its story.   It was written for the Huron People by a Jesuit missionary and is considered to be Canada’s oldest Christmas song.   This version really captures the original meaning and heart; enjoy:

WHO HAS THE REDDEST NOSE HERE?

I couldn’t help myself; here is another crunched up carol:   Who has the reddest nose here, Blowing it because of a cold? Know if we hear you sneezing, Our breath we will hold. All of the other symptoms Make us nervous till we shake; Get out the pharmaceuticals; We’ll decide what we should take.

BLOCKING IN A WINTER WONDERLAND

You’ve heard of “Fractured Fairy Tales,” well, these are Crunched up Christmas carols!  Don’t ask me why I’m having so much fun with them; probably my pun-ish nature.  Enjoy:   Phone bells ring; Are you listening? Telemarketting; Soliciting; We’re on the “No Call List”, Shaking our fist; Blocking in a winter wonderland. Spam again; How