HOW AN OLD DOG THINKS

lifehelpsMay 18, 2016May 18, 2016articles, pics, Uncategorizedaging, dogs, funny, humor, Life, thought process

My black lab is almost 13 years old. This is what it’s like to send him outside for a relieving break:

“Galahad, go do your business.”

“Now, why am I out here? I can’t remember.”

“Oh, that’s an interesting smell! I’ll check it out…”

“Maybe I’m out here to find some cat poop to eat…No, that can’t be it; my boss gets mad at me when I do that.”

(“Wa wa wa wa wa.”)

“I know my boss just said something…I didn’t quite get that.”

“Maybe I’m out here to chase the cat!”

First, though, I really have to pee. I’ll do that.”

“Hey, my boss is pleased. I wonder if that’s why I was sent out here. Oh well,…”

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