My black lab is almost 13 years old. This is what it’s like to send him outside for a relieving break:
“Galahad, go do your business.”
“Now, why am I out here? I can’t remember.”
“Oh, that’s an interesting smell! I’ll check it out…”
“Maybe I’m out here to find some cat poop to eat…No, that can’t be it; my boss gets mad at me when I do that.”
(“Wa wa wa wa wa.”)
“I know my boss just said something…I didn’t quite get that.”
“Maybe I’m out here to chase the cat!”
First, though, I really have to pee. I’ll do that.”
“Hey, my boss is pleased. I wonder if that’s why I was sent out here. Oh well,…”
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4 thoughts on “HOW AN OLD DOG THINKS”
😂😂😂😂 I got three dogs… and each waits for the other to pee… and then pees over it… and this goes on… till I hand out an ultimatum
Hahahahaha! Doesn’t that sound like dgs!