At the risk of seeming catty,
I thought I’d mews a while.
It seems purrfectly acceptable
And might even make someone smile.
You might say you don’t know what fur,
Purrhaps you prefur a tail,
If you don’t laugh at all this punning,
You might discover that you whale (oops, wrong animal.)
If you paid for all this humor,
You would stand in a feline.
Happily, all of this comes fur free.
I’m finished now, if you don’t mind!