BLOCKING IN A WINTER WONDERLAND

frustration

You’ve heard of “Fractured Fairy Tales,” well, these are Crunched up Christmas carols!  Don’t ask me why I’m having so much fun with them; probably my pun-ish nature.  Enjoy:

 

Phone bells ring;
Are you listening?
Telemarketting;
Soliciting;
We’re on the “No Call List”,
Shaking our fist;
Blocking in a winter wonderland.

Spam again;
How annoying!
While emails
We’re enjoying;
Don’t get in a funk;
Just send it to Junk,
Blocking in a winter wonderland.

I suppose each spammer needs a job;
Let them try to find some other way!
If you’re reading, Margaret, Jim or Bob,
Believe us every time you hear us say:

We don’t want your whatever;
We won’t give,
Not now or ever;
Computer or phone,
Leave us alone;
Blocking in a winter wonderland.

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